Friday, August 17, 2007

最緊要正字

(聲音經過特別處理 and 假名 is used)

時間:某星期六凌晨十二時多
地點:中環某club內
人物:我,Suki

(DJ Dimsum 在背面播着強勁hip hop音樂)

我:(自覺很是口臭) 你有冇gum呀?
Suki:有呀...
我:(狂喜)好野~ 我可唔可以要呀?
Suki:但係我得返兩塊咋喎...
我:唔洗擔心,我要一塊就夠啦,唔會食晒你嘅. (拍拍Suki膊頭)
Suki:咁好啦...(從手袋取出東西塞進我手內)
Suki(叮囑+剎有介事地):喂,唔好咁揚啦...後面楝住三大個男仔囉

我低頭一望,毅然看見手中握着的是某某名牌M GUN一大塊...................... =.="

10 comments:

DOUBLECHIN™ said...

我幾驚suki原來係個袋道摷了兩kai柑俾你~
我諗你要買本朱薰e的正音功俾佢!

Anonymous said...

wahahahahahaha i wonder who's Suki
XD

diane said...

LOL! chinker你好癲啊!!!

聲明,Suki肯定唔係Jan Choi.得未? kaka

Jenna Michelle said...

Wakakakakakkakaka... how come I don't know ga!! I thought you're getting drugs from Suki! but just wondering why 'gum' rymes with 'drugs' lor... hahhahahhaa...

Anonymous said...

how cum u dunt add ivy/shing shing blogs to ur my stalker section ge?

Jenna Michelle said...

just read Tracy's blog on your stakees' list! See!!! she went to Tai O too and so should we!

Anonymous said...

我地而家只係聽你片面之詞, 都唔知係你講得唔好, 定係佢聽錯0庶~

大澳? 只要唔過夜, 我又去!!! 我要放紙鳶

Anonymous said...

thx for handing tissues for me~haha

thx for ur support also~!

u need to add oil too~!

Alex

Anonymous said...

the link for Ivy's blog is WRONG ar! should be "van_ivy" not "ivy_van" yoo!! update la!

diane said...

屎我係一督屎...